Joey Lyn, 37 and from Dayton, Ohio, is horny. She's lying in bed and touching herself. Then she looks at the camera and says, "I was just thinking about you." Now, let's get off the subject for a moment and discuss the brilliance of that line. You're in your computer room, jacking to some pictures of a video on NaughtyMag.com, when your wife, girlfriend or significant other walks in. Nabbed, right? Caught dick-handed, huh? Well, now. Because at that moment without even thinking, you turn to your girl and say, "Hi. I was just thinking about you." Of course, you weren't, but as long as she doesn't see what's on your screen, there's no reason she has to know that. So thanks for the tip, Joey Lyn.