The Porn Loser really is a schmuck. Sometimes, we fantasize about breaking his video camera over his head but we don't want to get into trouble. Who pulls his cock out of a girl's cunt to change the goddamned camera placement? He does have a good eye for hiring wannabe porn-sluts, however. Even his facials miss their targets. Instead of shooting his cum into their mouths, he winds up pasting their chins with cum that leaks out of his dickhead instead of spurting out. We scream at him, or rather at the monitor, when he does this. "No, you fucking idiot! Your cock is only a fraction of an inch from her face. What the fuck is wrong with you!" Kelsey Michaels is a brunette, a fine package at 5'3" and 105 pounds. We've actually done stuff with her before. She's pretty and behaves naturally instead of trying to act phoney and be all porno-whorey with the camera rolling. The Loser actually gives her one of his better fuckings. He must have been inspired. Well, Kelsey is very sexy. Visit the Porn Loser at Pornloser.com and see what else this annoying putz is up to.