Jewel, a big favorite over at 40SomethingMag.com, makes her 60PlusMILFs.com debut by popular demand. When she debuted in the December 2005 issue of 40Something magazine, she immediately became one of our most popular 50somethings ever, and now that she's 61, she's bound to become one of our most popular 60somethings ever. If you loved her before, you're gonna love her even more after seeing this interview. Jewel is charming, classy, funny and sexy all at the same time. She's from North Carolina, and she's the epitome of the old-fashioned Southern belle. But then her clothes come off. And she gives us lessons in how to properly spank her ass (do it right and you can make her cum). And then she demonstrates the smoking blow job, and we start to wonder, just how proper are those old-fashioned Southern belles after all?
Bored housewives...aren't they the best? Cristy Lynn is sitting at home, talking on the phone, wearing just a bra and panties because the kids are away at camp and her guy is working late. She's doing her nails, and she tells whomever she's talking to on the phone that she's restless. She needs some excitement in her life. And then she hears a knock on the door. Is excitement knocking? Well, to most people, some dude going door-to-door selling vacation packages is exciting. But when he says "vacation package," Cristy Lynn is thinking about his package, the one in his pants, and when he says that the name of the company is "Fantasies Come True," she's thinking, "Fantasies Cum True." You guys all know how this one's gonna turn out: with the dude's cock in Cristy Lynn's mouth, then in her pussy. And with his cum all over her pussy and asshole. Yes, sometimes, fantasies do come, and cum, true. Have we mentioned that in real life, Cristy Lynn is a librarian?
No wonder so many innocent criminals are locked up in the slammer, waiting for DNA evidence to set them free. They weren't found guilty because of shaky evidence or partial juries. They were found guilty because their incompetent lawyer spent too little time concentrating on their case and too much time fucking his hot stenographer. At least that's how we see it, in our judgment. This poor dude is trying to work on his closing argument, but Charley's sitting there with her legs spread, rubbing herself, and before he knows it, he's blurting out, "My cock is hard," which only makes Charley rub herself more. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we find Charley Rose guilty of having a hot body that must be fucked, and if some poor dude has to go to prison because of it, that's his tough luck." Case closed.